Showbiz? Science? Who cares?

Hello viewers,
Yes it is that time again... time for a new blog! I woke up confused and derranged as usual, but thats just me. How is everyone? I am fine.
This morning is great. Simpsons is on FOX8, my dog is snoring somewhere in my house, and the computer is all mine...
But, nothing to talk about. Hmmmm lets see... today i think i'm going to Eastland with some friends and buy some new shirts, and then just skank away the rest of the day...
It seems that these blogsites are becoming very popular in the strange fucked up world we live in. Its good though people, keep it up!

Nothing much else to say apart from the fact that they should actually bring in a show called 'When buildings say no more!' off Simpsons. Beef did a more insane version on his blog called 'When cats say no more!', but thats what you'd expect.

Sadly, still no 'marty's comment' to put in my blogs, but thats ok, the spirit of marty is a part of us all...
#song of the day- Tool: the grudge#

Did you know that 90% of all kills are done by squirrels?
>jim

stay tuned, fuckas!

Sgt. Jimbo - The Love Police

A little thought:

The recent Marty's Unfunny list has turned out to be qutie the ruckas holder in the world we live in people...
Love. Don't hate. Love.
Marty was just on msn one day talking to lil' old jim and dav and he just happened to come across the idea of a list of 'Unfunny and overused quotes in tv shows and movies'. Me and dav were like YEAh that'd be funny! And shit, it was people! But apparently, the world we live in isn't as understanding as it used to be. Marty just wanted to bring joy to the insane world we call 'earth'.
I know he may have offended some people in some way, but if Marty would have bagged Quagmire or Conan 'O Brian, i'd have been like 'Yeah, i guess that shit is kinda overused...'

So seriously, it was just a quick refreshment of some quotes we often use on many occasion. And yes, most of them are used VERY OFTEN.
So please dont hate Marty for what he has done, because hopefully before the holidays this is all forgoten and over with. Jeez!
But towards Marty, those comments werent really hate comments. Sorry man, i dont think so, and i dont think they really need to give a full-on apology. Maybe a little soz for blurting out at him...
Sorry if people think i've tagetted anyone, but i havent becuz what everyone doesn't understand is IT WAS A JOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

Marty: Keep up the still-going crazyness of the blog, just to get life moving!
All: Shut up and feel the love!

This was a political advertisement.
oh and theres no Marty's comment today because he is probably in rehab after all of this dumbass mess.

>jim
#song of the day: $13,000 is a Lot of Food- Skankin' Pickle#

p.s if that sandy person is readin, leave your website adress becuz i dont care if its lame!!!

Get your riot gear

Hello viewers,
We saw madagascar on monday and it was alright but not enough explosions. Then we went over to Off Ya Tree and looked at penis-shaped bongs, and bart simpson bongs and etc. Dav has been crashing my computer over the last few days, and everything is LAGGING. Oh well, i guess its a hint for me to get off my ass and do something physical.

Good news i stayed up late for the first time in a while, and slept til 8:00 which is normality for the jim.
Conan O'Brian is always a good wake-up call, with little kids who dont stop talking about their shirts and weird live performances by the worst band ever, the Max Weinberg 7!

My eyes are about to fall out becuz i'm really tired and exhausted from my iron-pumping and olympic marathons and soccer finals and beating up Quan Chi (MK5).
I been gettin into plenty of good ska muisc, and i've been skankin' instead of walkin'. Anything to keep the ska tradition up (i'm with you, Marty!).
Christ, marty had 40 comments on his last blog, all thanks to me and various commentators...

Nobody visit DD's blog. I wont even tell you the website because it sucks so much. Its like 'yogurt factory' or sumthin, and its just him saying thanx for his blog and shit like that.
Give me a L.
Give me a A.
Give me a M.
Give me a E.
What does that spell? LAME!

Umm, if you dont know beef's website, it is fatcakes.blogspot.com and is definantly worth visiting everyday to keep up the humourous spirit which is BEEF. Besides, when isn't it time for a beef joke?

Well, i am just about out of things to say, and i have to go have lunch and do chores now (lame) so all i can say is this...


>jim
stay tuned fuckers

Time to spare?

Are you REALLY bored?
Well murder time with some of these amusing websites:

http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html- (make your own south park guy)

www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html - (see which family guy you are)

http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp/ - (see which pulp fiction character you are)

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=15185 - (see which south park character you are)

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes - (how will you die)


well, i hope all this kills your time.
Enjoy! (fuckers...)

>jim
stay tuned!

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Must be casual sex day...

Hello viewers,
I woke up in a mess of my own mind, but a 20-minute shower usually does the trick. I feel macho better now, after my morning breakfast. Today the pie-man is coming over, and i've got plenty of time until then, so here's my blog.
As you viewers may know, msn was completely FUCKED UP last night! My computer had enough, and about 20 people are still blocked..... hmmm, maybe im just a popular jim.
Ahh, its good to hear the simpsons blazing in the background with my miniature pomeranian snoring whilst awake. Parents away shopping, comp to myself:
'tis the merry little jig i call the 'life of jim'.
Ah, my precious Nine Inch Nales comcert is off my schedule, because its fucken eighty-bucks. Oh well, Foo Fighters should be touring soon, and Big Day Out 2006 is on the menu, so i should stop my bitching.

Ahh, this Alan guy is causing some emotional commotional... i didnt know him all that well, but i too will join you in saying: bye, fucker!

What the fuck is music coming to these days? All bands are going soft and commercial. Green Days now shit, Blink 182 is now shit, Foo Fighter's new song is gay, The Vines turned into losers very quickly, Millencolin are just fucking queer now, and hardcore techno ain't hardcore anymore (since The Prodigy are out of the picture now)... oh well.

I just got one of those beanies with the flaps and strings recently. Those things fucken rock, and it was only ten bucks!!! They're expensive everywhere else but ballistix, but i think i got the last one... yeah, fuck you too.

Now hear this, because it's only coming once. GET INTO SKA MUSIC. I dont care if you like angry music (like my beloved slipknot and rob zombie), you have to get into ska.
Think about it people, seriously.

What would Brian Boitano do?
#song of the day- less than jake - sugar in your gastank#

>jim
stay tuned!

Marty's Moment:
"It's good to say, it's good to say, he dun like Choc-lat."

I wanna pierce my brain

Hello viewers,
Today was my first holiday bludge. Ah, what better way to kick up my status with 'spanish omelet'. I asked for eggs on toast, but apparently that was an invalid suggestion...
Ahh, then i went on the internet and waited for people to go on msn... noone went on.
Exciting? Yes, i know.

Well, then a friend came over and we played soccer on ps2 and that brings my day to now.
I'm glad to say that marty's comments are back on track, and marty's blogs running again!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!
Well, theres nothing much else to talk about, because this was yet another entry in the 'Boring history of jim'. If u want excitement and suspence, i suggest you read yesterdays blog, or fuck off.

#song of the day - rubber city rebels - i wanna pierce my brain!# i dont know this bands proper name, but its pretty close. Its something-city-rebels...

marty's moment- 'every marty has his day...'

>jim
stay tuned!

Which Family Guy character are you?
Yes, i could be Quagmire. I found this on some random family guy website. You enter in truthfully what your opinions are and stuff, and it tells you your character.
Visit it NOW!

>jim
stay tuned!

WOOP-WOOP is my disco call

Hello viewers,
First i gotta say goodbye to Alan who had his last day today. I didn't really know him, but who gives a shit.
Last day of school it was, and i got $30 bucks for a shite report (C+, C, C, C, C, B, B, B, B) which i will soon waste on cds again. On monday i plan on going to see Madagascar with Dav and Eric. I don't care if u fools think it looks shit, i want some animal action!!!

Ah, i'm sooooo over hackysack now. Its turning into a blood-thirsty contest now, so i'm outtie.
Ah the holidays are quite awesome... no plans, just pimp my way by every day.
Oh god, just about out of interesting things to say...
I could insult you for the next few lines i guess, but theres no need.

Fuck you all and burn in hell.

#song of the day- 28 days - kill the fake (sheshoo)- seriously the best metal/punk song i've heard in a long time..!#

Nine Inch Nales r touring in australia - no i dont know the dates, no i dont know the cost, and NO i dont know where the fuck it is... but seriously, this gig is the stoned omen for stoners.
Download NIN-the perfect drug. You'll see what i mean.....

>jim

I do not sniff coke (i only smoke the sensimilla)

Hello viewers,
The day started off with a BANG when thanh came to school with an awesome mohawk! Go son!
Apart from that, a pretty shite day, but our hackysack record has boosted up to 25 with my perfect off the wall backwards kick save. Aw yea.
Now, i just got off my stereo listening to Beastie Boys- Paul's Boutique. Now dont get me wrong, rap shits me. But this is an acception. Look up the lyrics to 'Eggman' and thats some funny shit right there. If your eating eggs for dinner, eat it to this song. {reached into his pocket, took all his cash, left my man standing with an egg moustache/we all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back, we began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze's back}

I can't get one episode of South Park out of my head. If you haven't seen Woodland Critter Christmas, i'll explain what happens.
It's Christmas time again, and Stan is just out in the forest for no reason, and then about 15 forest animals with cute and lame faces come up to him and start talking about nothing...
And then 10 minutes later, these cute animals say that they worship the devil and must give birth to the antichrist!!! And then all of the sudden they start having an orgy in pools of blood (in correct term, a 'blood orgy') and then Santa shoots them all with a shotgun...
As (sic) as it was, it was the funniest shit since AIDS was declared funny in 2001!!!
Look out for this episode kids, it'll save your life.

Mr Goldsworthy is an awesome teacher, and apparently he quit. Thats gay. But i aint surprised that he isnt fired yet...
Hmm, my downloading of music is getting less fun every day. If you have a song thats really cool or funny, leave a comment because my brain is OUTTA IDEAS!!!

Shit, fuckers, make up your mind about when your on msn. No matter when im on, i always have the same people. Everyone shits me. Blow it out your asshole...
Anyway, if you leave comments, ill leave you comments, so its a win-win situation... so shut the fuck up and comment.

Oh, by the way, i dont sniff coke, or smoke sensimilla. Its lyrics to 'Sounds of science - Beastie Boys'. Nah, X does it for me.
Marty still hasnt told me a comment to put in my daily 'marty's moment'. I'm real pissed, marty. Well, i'll have to put in a quote from my god and hero, Quagmire...

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

>jim

Sobriety is a serious business, and buisness aint so good...

Ahh, soz about yesterday's blog.
I was going skitzo cuz i was missing the first half of OC... which i did.
Shit whoever is the 1st to comment on this, tell me what happened in the first half cuz im fucking pissed.
Anyway, enough about the OC, lets get to the jim update.
I'm still waiting on that asshole marty to get me more 'marty's comments' for the end of each days posts, but none to put in... christ, i'll have to start asking DD or sumone lame like that.
Ah, hacky-sack is officially the schoolyard craze now, peoples! Shit, the markets'll bring out like assorted colours and hacky-sack cases and bags and shit like that... oh well. Our record is keeping it up in the air (kicking) 21 times!!! We're going for the 42 hour world record...

What did i do today, you ask? Well, i had my honey layered weetbix, then shimmied on down to school. There i met erich and there was much rejoicing.
The gang was pre-organised for the daily hacky craze, and omar being the stud as usual. We kicked the hacky onto the roof twice, and omars shoe once!
Deadly Unna is the shittest book in the world for english. But then again, i cant remember the last time i read a book from finish to end (about six years ago maybe..?)

Oh, the fun just doesnt end in visual communication (viz com) either. Two periods of iPod. Whoopee. Fuck, mrs. fatass wouldnt realise if i didnt go to any periods of viz com of any day of the year. Bloody blackburn high. We're so pov.

Shit, school concert thing is on tonight. I dont have a fucking clue whos performing except eric and marty. I WAS going to go laugh at eric, but didnt find the time. Too busy growing up on a couch.
Peoples, rent 'napolean dynamite'. If you haven't seen it, ur missing a lot of nerdish comedy. I saw it in the city in a sort of 'special' cinema, where underground and unknown movies are shown.
Well, i guess i'm draing near a conclusion...

*VOTE ONE, QUAGMIRE!* he's got my vote!

Later fools. Get off the internet. Give your parents a hug. Pickpocket them, go on a holiday.
> jim

#song of the week: at the drive-in: arc arsenal#

Don't be scared. Have some candy...

crazy-binjpg
Originally uploaded by Jimbo Jones_.

A VERY short post... :(

Umm sorry this is so short but i'm missin OC so here it goes...
Ummm lots more hacksack,
still no marty's comment entrys,
still a boring old jim on a couch, b
rang in baked beans instead of soup on free dress day (who gives a fuck)
drank more blue windex,
still scared of the internet,
dav's friends REALLY scaring the fuck outta me,
cought the train home for the second time,
almost failed on science test,
almost failed every test, almost failing school,
still missing the OC, downloading 30 second songs,
almost finished,
need more comments in my blog,
30 second song wont hurry the fuck up downloading,
oh fucking hell that took 20 mins of my OC time.

Thanx a lot, fuckers.
Stay tuned! :)

>jim

History of a boring Jim...

Hi folks:

Today was terrible, but i think the days will get brighter. Mick, Chris AND Callum were all away.
And they all play an online game adictively called TIBIA....
Coincidence? I think not. This TIBIA is taking over the nation and i wont stand for it.

Well, enough about that, i'll rant about my day. A great morning and a great day, hackysack all the way (thanx dav!!!) and a great afternoon with me here writing for you brainsucking fools.
My weetbix absorbed my milk when i put on too little. that went in the science files for one morning. The archives begin!!! (shit im bored.)
I finally figured out how to put pics on my blog!!! :) U'd have seen Quagmire and Doh guy by now, so, yeah...
I'm now waiting for marty's "message of the day..." hopefully its about salad again. Dont forget marty, i need ur support...

Saladfingers is still givin me the creeps... shit that guy is horny for spoons...

Peoples leave ur comments, i wanna know how shite my website is (as if i already know)
This post will soon end... i'm waiting marty!!!
Waiting... waiting...

waiting....................


oh fuck u

>from jim

Doh

Doh
Originally uploaded by Jimbo Jones_.

NO, i don't know who this is.

NO, i don't know what hes up to.

NO, i don't know why hes saying doh, and

NO, (frequently asked question) it is not omar.

Quagmire

Quagmire
Originally uploaded by Jimbo Jones_.

Quagmire is my idol.

In my files, this pic of his head moves back and forth!!!

It don't work on blog though...

Mick is a little bitch

Soz to anyone who knows not of mick, but he has blocked me. I'll show him.

Man im bored.

And hungry.

And bored.

In Thailand, the Ronald McDonald statue bows instead of waves...

Ah, another boring day in the life of jim. Yesterday it was Beefs party and we listened to my iPod for 6 hours straight and my ears be ringing.

I suck at Gamecubes, but own at TIMESPLITTERS 2!!!!

Anyone who likes blogs, make your own, or visit Marty's at http://www.mushroomhunting101.blogspot.com
He actually knows how to put pictures in, so it would be very entertaining...

Man, tv is just getting worse isn't it... theres this new show called Popetown coming on Comedy Channel! How lame!
Everyone with foxtel, start watching this brainwashing shite.

...in conclusion:
chapter one of "jims lame life ends with me on the computer, entertaining you people for what?
I don't know... the things i do for you people.......
Everone get into ska, its the music to keep your spirits UP!
... or you could drink more coffee.


/ from jim

"marty's moment":
looking out the door, marty grabs his bowl of fruit and runs for the bus stop, trying to avoid the raindrops, but failing."

Small jim in a little world

Recently i discovered this new thing called the INTERNET. .??>? It is quite scary... but i'll have to learn to live with it...
Everyone download a clip called family guy-hitler.... its hilarious!!! I just got limewire, and it is alright. Little jim is very scared.
Tell everyone you know about a band called Punkhole on newgrounds.com. They do ska shit and diserve lots of fans. Download a song called SkankWithMe on newgrounds, it is shite recording but an awesome song.
This morning my chickens were slaughtered by Mr. Fox, 4/7 kills, the last 3 with injuries. Woke me up aswell, and chickens were screaming for about half and hour. Sorry if ur eating breakfast, but i have nothing else to say.

dont trust your furby. i saw a doco where a recording chip was placed in one by the FBI.
look out kiddies.

Everyone who has an iPod KNOWS that the new and old models are the same size. No diference in dimensions. Everone who agrees with me, tell Dav shes wrong. SHE IS WRONG!!!!

Up to 670 songs on iPod. Special. The most listened to song is Chester Beatboxing. All you fools download it!!!

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