Either depression or ranting happiness was on the menu

Well hello there,
Last night was julias party, and in my opinion, rocked!!! I was only gonna drink a few, but i had too much and Jim has a hangover please please help. The night was one to remember, and one to forget. There were a few incidents that lowered the mood of the party, but things went back to normal later on in the night. I dont really know what was going on, i was too busy inviting Mick to my pants party and doing the can-can with people (cant remember). I slept over at Sam's place, and during the walk home, there were so drunken guys close by, so we started running. Then a car drives beside us veeery slowly and we were shitting ourselves but we managed to get home for some good rest (not that i got any sleep but oh well).
Then this morning we went back to the party which was still rolling, but with very few people, and we were all very tired so yeah.
Yesterday (during the day) was pretty awesome to the max. I had marty, laura and dav come over to watch anchorman on dvd, and we had crappy noodles for lunch, then we went to davs for chillouts and lawn bowls on tv then we went to the party.

Well over all, a kick ass party, and i really enjoyed myself and i'm about to collapse right now because i'm tired... haha see you all tomorrow, i cant wait for everyone to be embarrased around each other!!!!!
#song of the day - misfits - this magic moment# The singer's voice on this track has been deformed or something... it sounds awesome!!!

Anyway i'm gonna go have a cold shower.
>jim

Dial 999 if you really want the truth

Ahhh thursday is definantly one of my favourite days of the week. Lets see... double maths with Mr Stuart as a sub... BLUDGE! Double photography, which included taking photos of eric being a sailor and me giving him 'the bird'. Then multimedia, practically just a socialising opportunity, and some extra time to listen to some Rancid. Everyones psyched about julias party, and my parents are actually letting me go to it! Ahhh now i cant wait cuz i'll just be chilling (what more could you expect?). I shall see you all there.
Yesterday someone stole my school jacket and probably is wearing it at the moment, wondering why it smells like tacos. I brought my jumper (that everyones seen) to keep me alive. Today was pretty cold if you ask me...
Haha yesterday we were in the usual chill-out area, and all of the freaking sudden, the pipes started spurting out steaming paint. We were all like "shiiit" and i was like "haha our schools pov"... well it is!!!!!!
Ahh i cant wait till saturday me and marty are going on a badge spree!!! For those who dont know what the hell i'm on about, we're buying a hell of a lot of pin badges at 'off ya tree'. Oh yes. They just brought in less than jake badges so i'm gettin like 20... pity i have no money...

"Took the 60 busout of downtown Cambell. Ben Zanotto, he was on there he was waitin' for me". This first line of rancid's 'roots radical' was stuck in my head all freakin day and until i just looked the lyrics up then, i only knew "took the 60 bus out of downtown". Can you imagine that one lyric being stuck in your head all day? Hell i tell you. Hell. WEll believe it or not that song is:

#song of the day - Rancid - roots radical# Great song, even if you've never liked punk, you'll love this. Its so catchy and awesome and... oh for fucks sake, JUST DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!!

Stay cool, suckas.
>jim

Your face is momentary, you hide your face behind these scars

Well i dont think anyones seen my last post, but its been two days and i want to make a new one. First of all, a big "helloooo!" to Lucy for the occasion of meeting for the first time. I still need to meet Tim sometime... i'm sure the day will come, but maybe it'll be years and years when Tim's skanking on my grave. In time my good friend, in time.
Theres this Julia party thats happening this saturday. Andy said she'd gotten me an invite, but then i didn't get one, so i really don't know whats going on... oh well.
Some may know that i attempted to go on a water strike (not drinking water). A long time ago i lasted two days, and my recent attempt only lasted one day because i looked up the side-effects and now i'm drinking water like a hyper-active sea otter. Still, i reckon two days is a decent effort...
I have been soooo obsessed with my trashy punk songs lately. The ultimate trash punk bands are The Misfits and The Descendants. If you want to see what these guys are all about, download Hybrid moments- Misfits, and Coffee Mug- Descendants. I love these songs.
School was very boring as usual, but atleast we got to play street hockey. That was awesome.
More chilling occured today, but i do that so often it may as well be called a hobby. We're being kicked out of our old hang-out place, so things aren't really the same... yeah it is a shame.
It was awesome listening to 28 days on the way home. I listened to them on the bus, walking home from the bus stop and i even continued listening to them when i walked in the front door. I must've stood in the hallway and practiced air-bass for like 20 minutes. Freakin' awesome! God i miss my bass......

Well don't forget to comment, i wanna know how everyone else's day has been... but i guess i could just go to everyones blog seeing as though everyone has one now... well i guess i am a new blogger...
Anyways stay cool everyone.
#song of the day - Descendants - Coffee mug# Just a crazy psycho song. You'll love it and hate it at the same time, its brilliant!!!

>jim
stay tuned!!! (wow its been ages since i've said that)

Pick up the pieces

Hello people!
Today was pretty cool. Me, Marty, Elisha and Michael went to see flight of the phoenix and it was awesome!!! There was this guy that sounded like Seth it was funny as. Then afterwards we just went to jb-hifi and stared at cd's for a while then came home.
disclaimer-IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THIS MOVIE DONT READ THE FOLLOWING CAUSE IM TELLING YOU PARTS OF THE MOVIE...Flight of the phoenix had so many mistakes. They were stuck on a desert, right? Well after days and maybe even weeks this guy could use his mobile phone. Freaking long battery life if you ask me. Then they managed to get all these outdoor lights and just magically got electricity from somewhere. Then they come across these guys on camels with guns and they killed these guys but didnt take any of their camels or anything..! Well thats all i can think of, i'm sure theres shitloads more but anyway, it was a good movie.
Ahh school tomorow, i'm not looking foward to it at all. I'm just soooo tired i just want to listen to the ramones all day but i cant... oh well its always good to catch up with the crowd.
See ya all tomorow and enjoy the last seconds of your weekend...

#song of the day - well theres two:
1. Ramones - My brain is hanging upside down. This song has been stuck in my head for about five days. Get it out of my head!!! Oh well its an awesome song, worth chilling to.
2. The Misfits - Latest flame. So far i've only listened to this song once but its really good and i've always loved the misfits. Just got their album, Project 1950 and its freakin awesome!!!#

Well sorry i couldn't choose between them. I love my punk, yes i do. If you dont know of the misfits, they are a very trashy old school punk band that had this b-side horror theme about them. All their songs had the fucking worst recording ever but that didn't stop them from being punk legends.
>jim

Are you gonna shout it from the rooftops honey, tell me i'm the only one

It's the perfect day to be blogging, so thats why i'm here.
It's now the weekend and my weekend is now free for anything. Today i've been lounging around and looking up songs, and tonight i'm going to mick's birthday party at like 6 till 9 or something. We're seeing sin city which should be cool..!
I still freakin love that rooster song its so funky and cool and everyone should hear it. Everyone!!! I'd make a link but i dont know how...
I had two hotdogs for lunchies today, and i'm still hungry as... maybe i'll go eat a muffin. Hmmm.

It's official: this weekend im hiring anchorman. Oh yes. I've missed out on so much by the sounds of things, i just gotta see it...I'll bet that by the time i watch it no-one will think that movies funny anymore. I'LL BET YOU.
Well thats all thats been happening in the world of jim. It's strange, everyone asks me 'what's been happening in the world of jim'. Everyone asks that to me. Why? WHY!?!?!?!
If you're looking for a song to download, get magnetic north by less than jake, i still haven't gotten over that song. Its the best. The best!!!!
And if you have more spare time on your hands, read mine and tess's (negative flow) stories that we have been creating for the past week or so. They are hilarious!!!! (but half of my stories have been done during either headaches or half-asleep situations so dont espect master work).

Anyway stay cool and funky everyone, your all legends for reading my blog. If you want to see how much you dont know me, take my personality quiz ---> and try win. Some questions are impossible. And theres this other quiz i made but its not possible at all unless you like exactly the same music as me... so yeah.
Enjoy your weekend

>jim
#song of the day - chemical brothers - the boxer# I've always loved techno shit, and when this new track came out from push teh button i was like "whoa this is the shit i want!!!". So its brilliant, funky and original. Get it.





This is Art Blakey. He's my fucking hero. He was one of the greatest drummers of all time, and played for a jazz band called the messangers. If you want to hear his full potential, listen to a song called 'hanks symphony'. Theres like a 3 minute drum solo. Another drummer worth checking out is Neil Pert who played for a band called Rush. Some of their songs are ok, but theres a 8-minute drum solo you can downolad. It's fraeking awesome!!!
No, i dont play drums or percussion myself, i just love the sound of drums, thats all.

The adventures of Ron and Jimmy (part 6)

Well if you witnessed the insanity of part 5, you would have known that Ron and Jimmy grew wings and flew away to safety! And that they did. They flew 15 times around the world for days until they got really tired and flew right into a freaking jet! They were all like "oh what a bummer we're dead'.
Their souls were then sent up to the clouds and they aproached the gate to heaven. They saw some saint dude, and they were like "hey are we in heaven or not" and the saint was like "no screw you guys you'll rot in hell!"
They were sent deep down into the pits of hell where they encountered some cat-like thing.
"Ahh are you the arrivals?" asked the cat.
"Why yes we are," said Jimmy. "Nice accomadation you have here. Are you the devil or something?"
"Why yes i am" said the cat. He showed ron and jimmy around the place, and then decided that hell wasn't really the eternity they were looking for. "Hey satan, my man, what chances do we have of getting into heaven?" Satan (the cat thing) was all like "Well you have to do one good deed in 12 hours, and if you do so you go to heaven. If not, you come back here and talk to the Peanut Man for the rest of your life."
So they took on this challenge and were sent back up to reality. "Let's see" said Ron. "good deed, good deed..." They had no clue what to do until they saw their old pal Harry. "sup harry we need to do a good deed." "Well," said harry "You could like steal from the poor to give to the rich.."

Well that idea was brilliant and ron and jimmy went right onto their new mission. "Let's see, whos poor with things to steal?" pondered Ron. "Ah i know! Lets steal from Russel Crowe, he must be poor because no-one likes him!!! "Hey yeah!" said jimmy. "Now, if we were russel crowe, where would we be..?"
Their first conclusion was boganland (outside the border of russia), but then it hit them- OF COURSE! The supreme court! He's always in strife for eating a lot of fetus's!!!
So ron and jimmy packed their bags and made a flight to the supreme court.
>days later< "OK were here" They caught up with russel crowe and stole from him all he is worth, and flew off to Bill Gate's house.
Knock knock. Bill Gates answered the door and he was naked as usual and he took the money. "Why thank you little children you are just adorable" and he scuttered off in his private tank.
Well, good deed done. Now to face the cat thing.
"Hey cat thing" said Jimmy. "good freakin deed done, can we leave now? I'm already sick of the sight of the fucking peanut man." "yeah woteva" said the cat. "leave, i hate jewish people"
So they arrived in heaven and lived a very joyful life eating lots of tacos and hamburgers, listening to rooster's come get some over and over, and watching re-runs of dharma and greg.

Well that was my lame story. I'd like to give credit to tess for the concept of 'steal from the poor and give to the rich', and also to marty for coming up with russel crowe always being in the surpreme court! Without you guys, my story would just be about half-born babies talking about the fond memories of WWII. Anyway, thanks for reading (even though you didn't) and
OVER TO YOU TESS!
#song of the freakin day - Rooster - come get some# today was the rooster marathon. Me and tess wanted to see how many times we could listen to this song in one day. 15 was the record, but it was the best we could do so GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

>jim

Thursday unveiled... who cares this time?

Hello there,
All rise for Judge Jim.
Judge Jim: you may be seated. Today was another 'stand around and chill' day and im sure my life will stay like that forever. Marty found the best chill spot, and i would like to apologize to marty for underestimating him. That spot rocked! But tomorow, we'll be in the same old place...
After school i bought less than jake's album, 'anthem'. Its freakin brilliant but 'hello rockview' is still the greatest album ever. I am going raving mad without my precious bass. I can hear it talk to me when i'm sleeping: "Jim, pick me up. PICK ME UP!" But i know it isn't really there....

For those who are wondering (tim for one) i have absolutely no brothers or sisters. I am 100% free man, and proud. Everyone say 'good luck' to tim's ska band he told me about, i'll support you the whole way man!

Today was the usual routine:
Wake up in a daze, forget what day it is, pack the shittest lunch you've ever seen, take the city bus to school with the iPod cranked high, get of at the stop and pimp it towarrds the school, say hi to the fellow chumps (happy b'day mick!), go meet the others down south and put up with tess's morning insanity, chill with the m-man for a bit, go to class, chill at recess, pimp back to class, ignore everything Ms. Johnson says, go to lunch, feel sick after eating another shit sandwhich, chill a bit more, talk to the crowd, chill even more, go back to class, wait insanely for the freakin home bell to go off, run to the bus stop, go home, crank the stereo with some ska music or punk, say hi to my dog, watch skate maps, watch simpsons, go on computer and get to bed with a brain full of fond memories of my day.
Hmmm well everyone has their routine. Ahh soon tonite i'll be having yet another take-away dinner with the spoiling grandma. It's the life. The brilliant fucking life of jimmy.

#song of the day - Rancid - spirit of '87# Pretty kewl track, definantly recommended for the punk listeners. I was gonna choose another less than jake song for song of the day but you're all probably sick to death of me rabbling on about them. Oh well.

>jim
stay tuned!!!

Dinner for one

Ahh it feels like i own the house today because no-one else will be home till tomorow!!! So i'm putting some stir-fry in the microwave and i'll bet i'll either keep it in for too little, or overcook it. I really suck at cooking, even though i'm learning how to.
I felt a bit quiet today at school, probably because i'm always tired for no reason. Well, people just think i'm stoned so i'll just go along with what they think is wrong with me!!!

For the first time i watched 'freddy got fingered' and its awesome to the max, but revolting at times. I wont spoil the fun though. He had advice from a cartoonist about drawing animals, and the cartoonist was like 'you need to get inside the animal', and Tom Green took it a bit literally if you know what i mean... ewwwwww.
I didn't get any more food poisoning today, but for a split second at lunch i was SURE my sandwhich was filled with cat food. Science has proven that 99% of that sandwhich was just tuna, with a quote "Jim, you freakin moron"- anonymous, but it did taste like cat food! I want the scientific blueprints that that was tuna that humans eat. I WANT IT DAMMIT!!! Sorry i'm so agro ever since i saw freddy got fingered, its a life-changing movie.

Photography is officially the shittest thing to ever happen in the history of the universe. Yes it is true, and you dont take pictures, you talk about shutters for 2 weeks and maybe you get to take a photo of a tree on the last week, i dont know, but in the near future, dont choose it as an elective. I'm sure many victims will agree.
Well thanks to my usual 'bad memory' i've now missed 'neighbours' again. Ahh i love that show!!! Oh well next time.
Out of things to discuss. Drive home safely, unless your a homosexual.

>jim
#song of the day - Blink 182 - the party song#
i've always been into blink, no matter how much they're sellouts or losers these days. I love the old stuff, and i've been a fan since dude ranch came out. So there, dowload the track its kewl, and its playable at partys believe it or not!

Damn you, Windex!

Wow today was surely a strange one,
This morning i had a sore throat and nose, but i took some panadol i found and it was all good. I got to school and everyone was friendly as usual to the confused and dazzled Jim. I love it!
And some of you may already know this, but i almost got food poisoning (or drink poisoning) from one of my daily blue pop tops. How unexpected. At recess i was sweating and shaking for no reason and i almost threw up on people, and then lunchtime there was more sweating and confusing encounters, but i ended up fine once i got home. What a freakin' day.

I'm still into the almighty ska. I had one comment (thanx dav) saying to keep ska alive, so we're on the right track people!!! Everyone check out this band The Specials, they're like ska kings.
Less Than Jake are still my favourite band, if you were still wondering (which you probably weren't) but for everyone with zero less than jake on their computer or whatever...
DOWLOAD SOME!!!!

Well i have nothing to say, so i'll keep it short for my conclusion: The adventures of ron and jimmy rock! Lets go tess, awwww yeah!
Jimmy over and out. C'yaz all later, hopefully i'm not fully sick from the food poisoning!!!
#song of the day - Cheers theme - Less Than Jake#

here's a strange picture of me with some birds for anyone who doesn't know who the fuck i am (which is very common these days):
>jim

The adventures of Jim and Ron (pt4)

Well if you read part 3 of this wonderful series, you'd know that Ron and jimmy were safe from insanity and were eating hotdogs at the Grand Canyon listening to silverchairs the greatest view. Well they were enjoying themselves very much and were celebrating the war of random being over... but all of the sudden, this giant freaking flying toaster appears out on nowhere!!! "wow" said Ron. "what the hell is that?" the toaster then spoke. "Well long story short i'm from the future and i want your brains" Well that wasn't the best thing to happen but still, they had to accept fate.

"HALT!" said a stranger out of no-where. "My name is Tmac and i've come here to stop this toaster from taking you brains!" Ron and Jimmy were very happy, though very confused. "Why thank you Tmac thats very kind of you" said Jimmy. Tmac sent in all the troops. Yes ALL of them. From out of nowhere, there came tPods, t Balls, t mac computers, and a hell of a lot of t spoons! The toaster fell to the ground in defeat, and the day was saved... but wait, is it really? Actually it wasn't, because Jim and Ron's hotdog supply was all out, and they were starving!!! "well what can you do?" asked Ron to Tmac. "Well," said Tmac. "I'm afraid i dont specialise in hotdogs" and she ran away like a turkey with A.D.D. "well that sucks" said Jimmy. "What the hell are we going to do now?" So they jumped down the grand canyon and visited their friend Tacoman. "Hey taco man, do you sell any hotdogs?" asked Ron. "Fuck no i'm a bloody tacoman" he said. Well that idea sucked. And all of the sudden it started raining hotdogs and then for some reason Hotel California started playing because it seemed like the right moment.

Well that was my very short episode of Ron and Jimmy, and i'd like to thank T.Spoon (tess) for giving me the idea of putting herself in the story!!! If the story sucked, dont blame me, i had a headache tonight... now its your turn Tess!!!!

>jim

Extra salt with my sugar

Aha i knew you'd read my blog! Yes you!!! Well glad to see you too. I started the week with more science which is very crap cuz our teacher doesn't know how to teach. We did p.e and it was just a lesson of my group trying to do nothing. And we proved to be able to do just that... nothing!
Anyways, more chill out seesions today with the crew which i enjoy most out of every week. Stu dropped marty's iPod and Marty was so kewl with handling the situation. On'ya marty!!!
My grandma is real kewl with looking after me while parents are out on random road trip. $5 a day for nothing is pretty reasonable, and whenever i want a cd, good ol' grandma gets it for me. The next two weeks will be brilliant!

Aahhh on the bus today there were these stoners and they we like as high as a freaking kite it was such a performance. On this one day, they were singing manamana by Skin over and freaking over then on their stopoff they almost crashed running to the exit door. Funny.

Well as usual i'm running out of things to write except for "keep ska alive!"
Jim is over and out.
#song of the day - The Beatles - Obla-di obla-da# 'Tis a kewl song highly recommended for people who have ears.

>jim

The adventures of Jim and Ron (pt2)

Once there lived a man who went by the name of Mr Fruity. He owned the fruit factory and earned a lot of money for it. Then one day during the process of their new apple project, everything went horribly wrong!!! Mr Fruity then saw that two little boys were created!
"Oh my" said Mr Fruity. "we cant have that"
Then the two boys introduced themselves as Ron and Jimmy the jewish boy. "I think we're on a mission from God" said Ron. "To protect your factory from any inconvienience"
Mr Fruity was very pleased that he has blessed two boys. "Well" he said. "What are you waiting for?"
So the little boys scuttred around the place and made sure that there was no trouble.
"Nope," said little jimmy. "Everything seems A-OK"

...to the untrained eye that is! To their surprise, they had a visit from Mr Fruity's arch enemy from down the road! It was The Peanut Guy who owned the nut factory! Oh, they had been enemy's now for quite some time.
"What the hell do you want" asked Mr Fruity. Ron and Jimmy sprung at Peanut guy like some sort of magical slinky, but the peanut man was too strong.
"H!" he said. "Your jewish powers are was too puny for me!"
"Oh crap" said Mr Fruity. "Well shit, looks like thats the end..."
But what Mr Fruity didn't know was that the Penaut Man was alergic to jewish people, and he died!
"Yay! yay! yay!" "Whoopee!" "yee-haw!" You could hear the celebrations all around the street. God bless jewsih people!

But wait, that wasn't the last of Peanut Man's powers... oh no. He had many minions, all of which werewalking talking peanuts! In the distance everyone could hear marching and chanting...
"Aw crap" said Ron. "what do we do now?"
They had no choice but to die, but that wasn't exactly at the top of Mr Fruity's must-do list. So he summoned all the fruit in the world to stop those darn peanuts from attacking, and before you knew it, it was (yet another) massive fruity war! Oh it was absolute mayhem, ice-skating otters everywhere, fish killing everything, it was like a re-run of Will and Grace. But after 13 solid days of non-stop war, the world was at an end. The earth had cracked in half and was about to be obliterated. the last survivers were- who else? But Ron and Jimmy. And they somehow build a really big rocket and flew to some other planet and were safe for yet another adventure!!!
The end.

Well, that was my story! It was actually part 2 of Tess's brilliant story, but she gave me the idea to do another. I hope you liked it, and i'm sure one day part 3 will come. One day...
Anyway, hows my weekend you ask? Well, you shouldn't of, it was pretty crap. Yesterday it was house cleaning and that was freakin hard, but then i went to Eastland with a friend and that got me out of the house. Today i dont think i'm doing anything, so i'll just bludge and eat tacos.
My grandma is coming over today to look after me and the house because my parents left for 2 weeks this morning!!! They woke me up at 6:00 am to say goodbye and i was just like "Aarrgghh leave me to rot please". Well anyway, stay tuned, i'll keep you updated soon on how crap school is.

#song of the day - Less Than Jake - Magnetic North# I'm getting back into the ol' Less Than Jake... actually, i dont think i ever stopped liking them... anyway, download it!

>jimmy

Jim's triumphant journey home

Well well well... its friday and i have nothing planned except for waving my parents goodbye. Today was my mums birthday and i had to sit through the movie Willow for 2 hours. Aaaarrrgghhhh.... well weekends always cheer me up.
Well today was a waste of time. I dont think i learned anything today apart from how high pitched Michael Jackson's voice is on Black or White. You have to know these facts.

My parents are now watching Iron Chef which is the best show ever. Once they had these eels and they were like throwing them around and i'm like "holy sweet jesus!" and jesus was like "yes, you called?" HAHAHAHA i'm sooo funny.
Shit i'm running outta things to say day by day. Soon i'll start talking about how shit my Nutrigrains taste like... and how massive my dad's sideburns are gettin... and how weird my dog sounds when she's asleep. But i wont bore you...
Well that about sums up this post. Still short, but i dont freakin care.

#song of the day- any suggetsions? nothing pops into mind but Black or White, and i dont want that song on my blog two days in a row. Best suggestion wins#

Well, enjoy your weekend.
>jim

Ahhh good to be back... i think

Well we are all back at school. I can say once and for all that it kinda sucks, because i've had like double maths and triple science, but new electives are awesome.
Photography- bludge. Multimedia- double bludge. It's the life i tell you.
Today we were all out sitting on that table, and therewere like people throwing acorns or something. One of them hit me on the neck. These teachers said they were gonna look at the footage and see what happened, but who fucking cares.

What else has happened? Nothing much i dont think. Today was a really crap day for me, becuz everyone was actin kinda weird to me but thats the sacrifice you get for being Jim. Well, hopefully tomorrow is a little more normal.

This sunday my parents are leaving for two weeks on some road trip. My grandparents are lookin after me, but its still a good opportunity to live life to the fullest. I considered Limbo Day for a little while, but i think too many peolple have bad backs these days.
I'm gonna learn to make tacos.

Well, stay tuned becuz hopefully something exciting will happen and i will tell everyone, but for now, i'm bloody bored.

>jim
#song of the day - Michael Jackson - Black and white#
Usually i dont listen to men with girly voices, but i saw this song on the tv and it was cool as... plus, he did that high pitched "Hee-hi-hi" that rove took off.

stay tuned fuckas!!!!!

Obla-di obla-da life goes on

Well hello there,
Today was the day we got back to school, and the timetable hasn't changed for my form. Triple science every second monday. I'm bloody pissed.
Anyway, it was good catching up with the crew. Everyone sure does act funny the first day back... i wonder why. Oh well i'll figure it out soon enough.
I didn't get a single minute of sleep last night and everytime i blinked the next day my eyes stinged. Oh the pain. I had many more comments about me being a stoner, but you get that.

Well believe it or not but once again i have nothing to say, because all day i've been half-asleep. I came home, made a massive milo, watched 'skate maps', watched some other crap, listened to some jazzy-jazz-jazz stuff, watched the simpsons, watched my precious neighbours and stoned away for a while and that leaves me to the conclusion. Well, i cant be bothered writing anymore.
Yeah fuck you too.

#song of the day- Art Blakey - Moanin'# I dont care what you say, Art is one of the best drummers there ever was and i'd put Hanks Symphony as song of the day again becuz it rocks so much, but that would be defying the laws of gravity.

>jim

All out of coffee, just plain cream

Well hello there,
Today was just another bore-fest with doritos and family guy dvds, but yesterday i went with omar and dd to see War of the Worlds. Tom Cruise didn't die, and i was really pissed. I won't spoil the ending, but it was weeeeird.
Then dd was catching the bus home and he had no idea where to go, so omar told him to go the oppisate direction so this very minute he's probably in Amsterdam or some shit.
Then the omar and i went back to my house and we played Pro Evolution Soccer all day and i won 10-0. Very proud.

Well then, one day left of holidays. I'm shittin myself because i have nothing planned and i wanna go out with a 'bang!'. Maybe i'll go shoot some squirrels...

Ahh, i'm still in my punkish mood. I've been getting into the classic punk bands: Descendants, Misfits, NoFX, MxPx, Blink 182 (only the old stuff - dont be dissin the blink) and some Rancid.
Everybody, i have to say this for my sake. Punk isn't dead yet, so FUCKING BUY A RANCID ALBUM OR SUTHIN BECUZ I'M ROTTING IN MY OWN FILTH HERE. I think martys still keepin it alive, but i need more. Yeah thats the spirtit.

>jim
stay tuned mofo suckers!!!!

#song of the day - The Descenedants - I like food#

Bonus fat

Oh hello, didn't see you there,
I was just stopping by in the neighbourhood, but while i'm here i might as well write something!
Well, actually, i dont have much to write. Yesterday DD and I went down to Box Hill to play some counter-strike, and everyone was on like 30 kills and i was on -1, so you get the picture.
So many nerds, so little time...
Then i was gonna go back to dd's, but my brain was aching and i'd been listening to more Misfits that morning, so i just went to chill at home. Today i'm going to the movies with dd and OMAR (who we all know in spirit) and go watch a random movie. One day i'll own the cinemas so that they play nothing but Kill Bill and Waynes World. It will happen. Oh yes.

Anyway, go read Tess's story about me being a little jewish boy its really amusing.
I think i'm ready to wrap up this bore-fest, so see you in the afterlife... where tacos overrule mankind...

#song of the day - MxPx - New York to nowhere#
>jim

stay tuned mofos

Back to the institution for me...

Well hello there,
Wow, my brain is so mental from my recent visit to Stu's house. I walked in the door and already i could feel the musk of insanity. He showed me around and asked me if i wanted to look at turds in the backyard. Stupid question... i said yes.
Anyway, i wont go into detail of the turds, but then we just went on his computer and yeah but i can't get the turds outta my head!!!
And then i exited Stu's fortress for my triumphent journey home, and from inside Stu was grinning and waving at me until i was out of sight. I had nightmares that night...
I cought the bus home and there was this old guy driving and he tried talking to me but i was listening to The Misfits on my iPod so i was like "Uh-huh""Yep i agree".
Then i came home and my mum told me she wanted to thump me because i didn't ask how she was feeling (shes been sick for over a month now), and then the whole night she was just pissed and i was just listening to my precious new MxPx cd.

And that just about leaves me to today where i plan to stay at a friends house and tomorrow me, DD, and Omar might go to the movies. Ah, the life of a Jim.
Anyway, thats been my last few days, and i'm now learning how to play a ton of NOFX songs on bass cuz they're easy.
#song of the week - Rancid - Maxwell Murder#

>jim
stay tuned fuckas!!!!!!!!

Tune in to Sanity FM

Hello all!
Whats goin on? I've just been bludging the last couple of days, but am going to Stus for a bit of insanity tomorrow. This holidays, my life has been revolving around Late night with Conan O'Brien. The best fucken show. He has this guest called Triumph the insult comic dog, and he was all like 'i'm gonna poop on your show, Conan.' It was funny at the time...
Anyway, thanks a bunch for the top song list, it was really awesome.
Wow, it sure has been a while since i bought a cd... if anyone has a request, i may go check it out becuz i'm reeeeally bored....

Ah, i've been learning quite a lot of bass lately, and can play FeelGood inc and a hell of a lot of Blink songs (cuz their bass player cant play for shiiiit), and hopefully i'll get a new bass this december. Ooooh yea!

Hmmm i dont think i have anything else to broadcast, but if something pops into mind, i'll add it to tomorrows blog...
Oh, and i think marty's moments are retired for my blog, cuz marty cant keep up with me!!!
But song of the day entrys are still a hit in the blog community, so FUCK YEAH!

>jim
stay tuned fuckas!
#song of the day - Weezer - My name is Jonas#

Is this the real life?

Hello all!
First of all i'd like to say sorry for being so late with this blog, but my internet has been weird. You have probably all been into the comments in the last blog, so you'd already know everyones favourite songs, but my plan was to put it on this blog. It'll save you loading into the comments screen...
Well, here they are... everyones top 3 favourite songs!!!
But it HAS to start off with MINE:

Jimmy
3. The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up
2. Nine Inch Nales - The perfect drug
1. Less Than Jake - History of a boring town

Sandy
3. Naked eyes - Something to remind me
2. Michael Jackson - The way you make me feel
1. Ben Folds - The luckiest

Laura
3. Outkast - hey ya!
2. Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit
1. Foo Fighters - Best of you

Shaun
3. Jack Johnson - Good people
2. Anastacia - Left outside alone
1. Robbie Williams - Something beautiful

Erin
3. Pinafore-Gilbert and sullivan - I am the captain
2. County Derry-Percy Grainger - Irish tune
1. David Bowie - Space oddity

DD (in no paricular order)
Killswitch engage - Self revolution
Bob and Tom - Yeah toast
Chimera - Army of me

Lucy
5. The Seatbelts - Is it real
4. The Seatbelts - Adieu
3. Curtis Mayfield - Move on up
2. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
1. Lauryn Hill - His eye is on the sparrow
(apparantly she couldnt decide...)

Tess
1.Khe Sahn- Cold chisel
2.Hey jude- the beatles
3.Elenor Rigby- the beatles
4.Smells like teen spirit - nirvana(just add to add that in)

Marty
5. Why Do Today What You Can Do Tomorrow - Jamie Cullum
4. Adieu - The Seatbelts
3. Bad Girls - Donna Summers
2. Grace - Supergrass
1. Breezin' - George Benson

Timothy
>i like ska - The Surfits (tops song)
>The Loser - Derrik Harriot
>The Cemetery - Architechture In Helsinki

Beef
3. Girls & Boys- Blur
2. Smells like teen spirit- Nirvana
1. plug in baby- Muse

It isn't too late to send in your top three songs, because i can just add it onto the list, and absolutely NO changing of songs. I really couldn't be bothered...
I still need stu's and miki's and i think thats all, unless theres other people that read my blog on random occasions.
Anyway, hows my life you ask? Oh fuck you, i'm too tired.

>jim
#song of the week - Art Blakey - Hank's symphony (song)#

stay tuned fuckas!

Sleep it off... or die trying

Ah hello there,
Today i spent some time at dd's place where i owned him at timesplitters 2. Then i went home and listened to some tool on the ol' stereo for a couple of hours. That was practically my day, and i can safely say that dd's blogsite is up and running again at crescent-fresh! No, it isn't as lame as the one (like i clearly told everyone), and it actually has some sense included.

But enough about that, how are my fans? Its good to see so many people reading and commenting my blog, because without you i wouldn't be bothered putting in new entries. So keep up the positive comments!

I gotta say that i am still obsessed with ska music. Yes, i aint over it yet. But i'm sure you are all sick of me talking about my interests... i will give YOU (yes YOU) the opportunity to send in your top three favourite songs, and i will show everyones fave songs on my next blog! Anything for my trusting fans. And absolutely NO good charlotte on my blog.

Well, our time is just about finished, so i'll wrap up this bore-fest with a picture of my dog (possesed style).



Yes this is my dog, and its about the size of a football.
Well stay posted or i'll post you to Sweden.

>jim
stay tuned fuckas

#song of the day - Danger! High Voltage!- Electric Six#