To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

Welly welly welly well... Hi and thanks for visiting, it has been a long time... well, its been a couple of days. Monday was really bad because i was sick from eating too much junk food at davs party, so i spent all day sleeping, watching blackadder dvds and going on the computer to look up really lame bands. Then it was tuesday... WOOO. Well, nothing really happened, i just talked to friends a bit more, while wondering where the hell dav and marty were. As it appears, it was their turn to take a day off, and that brings me up to TODAY. Oh yes.
I arrived at school in confusion as andy and steph madly made me sign some birthday card for shauno, then they rushed me outside to help with decorating the outside steps with pink streamers. I was all like "whoa i just got here" but shauno's birthday was a triumph. HAPPY B'DAY MY IRISH BROTHER.
We gave him his birthday card with everyones signings in it, and on the cover it said "to the birthday girl" or something..! Funny funny funny, but shaun thought differently. Then everyone decided to go to the square and buy him a cake, though he didnt want one, but they did, and they also got coke and shit. Shaun was like "i'm tired".

Well a great morning it was, until these people came along and CUT DOWN OUR TREES!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! Those trees were memories of our feeble childhood, and now we are all lost and lonely. We must hold a funeral or something, because i miss those trees already.
Lets see, what else happened today... well thats it, apart from photography, but our teacher was away so we were all like "BLUDGE!" and yeah, that made my day.

Thats all i've got, but stay cool brethren, you always have.
>jim

#song of the freakin day - The Mephiskapheles- the bumble bee tuna song# This is another ska song, and the title was taken from ace ventura. I love that movie. Anyway, its top quality ska, top quality humour, without jokes though, just the lead singer talking about bumble bee tuna sandwhiches.