Imagine that - every single person in the village having an affair with the same duck

Hey hey,
Well 'tis the weekend and i have done absolutely nothing for once. Thats right, IM BORED. I have nothing to write about, so i am going to fill up this post with random blackadder quotes:

Blackadder: You see, the thing about heaven is that heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in heaven. Like, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants.

George: I'm absolutely top-hole, sir, with an ying and yang and yippiedeedoo.

Blackadder: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off.

Flashheart: If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

Baldrick: Well, Mr Blackadder always says, when the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table.

King: St Juniper once said; 'By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured.'

George: I'm thick. I'm as thick as the big print version of the Complete Works of Charles Dickens.

Blackadder: I know from long experience all my men have the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.

Blackadder: If we lose, I'll be chopped into pieces. My arm'll end up in Essex, my torso in Norfolk and my genitalia stuck up a tree somewhere in Rutland.

Percy: I mean, money isn't everything. Think of clouds and daisies, and the lovely smiles on little babies' faces.

Blackadder: 'Yes, it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me. I'm not a tourist.

Blackadder: Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

Baldrick:Hear the words I sing,War's a horrid thing, But still I sing, sing, sing,Ding a ling a ling.

Flashheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.

George: Now I've got my lovely fire I'm happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers.

---Well, i hope you enjoyed. I'll leave it there, and by the way i dont know if i've done a song of the day for a while... unless its my imagination. Oh well. Stay cool peoples.

#song of the day- The Awakening- Les Claypool and the flying frog brigade# This song is focused completely on the bass, and the live version is tons better. ENJOY!!! >jim