The Adventures of Ron (the transvestite duck) and Jimmy the jewish boy (part 'who-knows what')

Well if you've been paying attention to these stories, you'd know that Ron and Jimmy were on the worlds longest escalator singing 'the man from snowy back river' or something else random, but then...! THE ELEVATOR LEAD UP TO SOME SPACE STATION UP IN SPACE! So they started floating around until they met this monkey named Rob. Rob was a smart monkey, except for the fact that he was half monkey, half mutant. So he didnt have many friends. Ron and Jimmy were like "Yo Rob dude, whats space like" and Rob just exploded in flames, and Ron and Jimmy got very bored. "Yeah this is boring lets go home" so they went home and the president was sitting in their chair.
"Get the fuck off our chair" say Jimmy, but oh no the president doesnt listen does he, so Ron and Jimmy had to declare war on five different countries including America and Joshville. The president declared that he was an airoplane and kept making "whoosh" sounds, and Ron and Jimmy were all like "ah fuck this" and they bombed Joshville. All the little Josh villages were like "OH SHIT" but luckliy all the Zankys survived. Then they started singing "Hitler was a sensible man" with a group of barbershop quartet men with funny beards.
A man named Butter then waltzed up to Ron and Jimmy out of nowhere, and said that the world was falling apart. "ah not again" says ron and jimmy at the exact same time. So they went to all the bunnings in the world and got as much sticky tape as they could buy. which was about 3 rolls. so they stickytaped Josh's forehead to the earths surface and somehow everything was fine.
"Mission accomplised" said this strange man whose name was butter. Well, that was over, and then it was Ron's birthday, and he had his birthday at an elephant breeding farm and everyone got to eat raw pancake batter. Everyone brought Ron lots of gifts, which included Shania Twain cds and used water balloons, ron was all like "oh fucking thanks", and his party guests included Bill Gates, Donald Trump, and other rich bastards. And of course Danger Tick was invited. Danger Tick was all like dead and everything (this makes no sense to almost anyone) but anyway, the birthday party rocked, and everyone hopped on a bus to Canada while singing 'drop it like its hot' out of time, and the adventure continues on from there.

GO TESSA GO your turn
>Jim