French the fries!!!

"WHAT IS THISSSSSS Jim is posting again!?!?! Wait a minute, he never does, possibly once every three weeks...what is going on!?!?" The people of Blogtown open their windows to the daylight and celebrate the coming of the new post, by their great leader, Prince Jim. Joy rushes through the streets, then they all realise: "Jim's posts fucking sucks, what the fuck am i doing here? Thats it, im going back to the good side of town."

But then a Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra song pops up on iTunes and gives Jim a thrust of enthusiasm, so he posts on this fucking bitch anyway.

How has your holidays been? Its only been about four days i guess, but still, i hope your all well...i dont care if you're ill at the moment, just have a good holidays, mmk? No, i do care if you're ill, just get fucking better. Anyways.

I awake on Sunday feeling sick and tired and shit, and there had been plans for a day out/sleepover with some of the guys (not an official 'lads day out' because it was minusing DD and Eric...). I met up with Beef at Ringwood station and realised that Matt and Shauno were late, so we got on the train towards Belgrave without them. There was this guy sitting across from us who was completely bald, except with a really long ponytail. It was like the opposite of a monk's haircut. Anyway, we arrived at Belgrave to meet up with Marty, then Matt and Shauno arrived soon after.

We grabbed munchies of all descriptions and went and saw The DaVinci Code, which was a great movie filled with twists and shit like that. When i was really getting into the movie at some stages, i would turn my head and realise that Beef would be staring at me with a really ape expression.

The movie ended and we all headed back to Martys place. As usual, it was a game-fest, and we played much Super Smash Brothers Melee (Mr Game and Watch is now my favourite character...im not fucking joking) but Beef owned us all. We played multiplayer Parappa the Rappa 2 which i had brought along, and that was EXTREMELYYYY intense. We also ate pizza and played Silent Hill 2 which is awesome, but very...different. The next day me and Beef made Shauno listen to The Corn. The whole way through. More Super Smash Bros, a bit of Timesplitters 3, and then it was time for me to head home. Awesome night.

The party was last night, i couldnt be stuffed going and i didnt want to, so i didnt. Partys are always the same anyway. You ALL know it *narrows eyes* damn straight. I heard it was shit anyway. FUCK YEAH jimmy scores one point.

Enjoy the holidays,
From your pal Jimmy

Holiday in cambodia, its tough kid but its life

Welly welly welly well. I cant be fucked posting, but i probably should.

The exams are finally over, a whole lot of pointless pressuring and people stressing over nothing, its fucking fun! I think i did alright, im not shitting myself over it, nope. In maths, Josh looked at me with this sad face, and said "Jim...i lost my calculator...so i had to borrow my sisters..." And he holds up his sisters calculator and it was covered in butterflys and flowers, i was like "HAHAHAHAHA, FUCK, JOSH YOU RULE". In the German exam, everyone wrote bullshit and left early. I would have eaten a majority of the exam if the teachers werent sitting right behind us. Todd wrote a massive story in the german exam and that was good as. Other than that, exams were lame.

Holidays have started and i hear no celebrating, fucking celebrate dammit!!!!!!!!! Thats better.

WELL yesterday was the first day of holidays and i will tell you what happened. I woke up and played GTA San Andreas on PS2 for about..........umm......all day! Yeah. OH and i got new jumpers around lunchtime. But on GTA i just went in the pub and played pool and kept putting on a $1000 wager, and i kept fucking losing and i almost thre the controller at the tv so many times, shit thats so frustrating.
Yeah friday wasnt very fun at all, PS2 pool got lame very quickly.

Today is saturday, yes it is, although i had to check the date just incase. Today i saw Rosie again and we had a great day, and went to Max's house aswell and we just chilled there for a bit, and yeah today was great, much better than yesterday. Max's dad was there, and he's a fucking legend because he's into Sex Pistols, Ramones, Iggy Pop, and all that. He has red hair.

Anyways, thats the holidays so far, and hopefully in the future there will be a few 'lads days out' to blog about. Aww yeah.

>Jimsy

This is the only photo i have of me and Rosie. It looks like i have many fingers. And we're at the footy so we have facepaint. :) good times

Ubung!

I had to start off my post with a BANG. 'Ubung'. Anyway.

I was about to say sorry for not posting as often as i should, but i dont think many people read these things anymore anyway. So im fucking not sorry :)
Well not much has happened, except the teachers seem to get a small pleasure out of trying to get us to go mental over the exams. "Here's some revise sheets! Here's another one! Here's some methods on how to do the exam! Whatever you do, DONT PANIC!!!" Its pretty fucking stupid, ive never been calmer in my life. Um this weeks happenings is completely off my memory bank, so ill talk about today. First up i went to school listening to my discman (in all its lame glory) and then first period was science, in which i spent with Andy checking out all the disguisting diseases in the sciencebook then claiming that i have all of them. Second period i wagged with Jordan Luke Erich and Callum and we just sat around and bagged Red Rooster and said Ubung atleast 50 billion times. I cant remember what else i did today, but i can assure you it wasnt very exciting.

Last weekend on Saturday i went to see Rosie again, and its always great to see her again :) and then afterwards that afternoon we went to Eastland for another episode of 'lads day out'. We shopped around a bit, ate, then headed back to Shauno's for a sleepover/video games/drinking night. We played a bit of Mario Party 5, Soul Calibur 3, and more. We had a massive stock of Jim Beam which was fucking awesome, but i was feeling a bit sick that night so i only had about three cans. Marty kept taking the cans as if they were chips, and Shauno had a few, and DD had a can and got TIPSY! Yes, TIPSY! DD is der funny when he's tipsy, he kept talking on and on about all this shit. Like "Mario Party, it consists of...mathematics....and CAKE!" and etc. Marty made a few good calls aswell, and Shauno was just the usual drunkness. I was tipsy at one stage so im sort of satisfied. Even though it wasnt for very long. That was a pretty awesome fucking night, cheers guys.

Oh yeah and a lot lately ive been jamming with a few people. Been playing some Primus with Ross, and Jordan (who are both awesome drummers), played some System of a Down with Saska (you rawwwk at guitar dude) aaand yeah its great fun.

Well thats all i can remember for now, a lot more has happened but Marty seems to write big posts these days which is awesome. My post is just like an appetiser.


Study hard people

>Jimsy