The adventures of Jim and Ron (pt2)

Once there lived a man who went by the name of Mr Fruity. He owned the fruit factory and earned a lot of money for it. Then one day during the process of their new apple project, everything went horribly wrong!!! Mr Fruity then saw that two little boys were created!
"Oh my" said Mr Fruity. "we cant have that"
Then the two boys introduced themselves as Ron and Jimmy the jewish boy. "I think we're on a mission from God" said Ron. "To protect your factory from any inconvienience"
Mr Fruity was very pleased that he has blessed two boys. "Well" he said. "What are you waiting for?"
So the little boys scuttred around the place and made sure that there was no trouble.
"Nope," said little jimmy. "Everything seems A-OK"

...to the untrained eye that is! To their surprise, they had a visit from Mr Fruity's arch enemy from down the road! It was The Peanut Guy who owned the nut factory! Oh, they had been enemy's now for quite some time.
"What the hell do you want" asked Mr Fruity. Ron and Jimmy sprung at Peanut guy like some sort of magical slinky, but the peanut man was too strong.
"H!" he said. "Your jewish powers are was too puny for me!"
"Oh crap" said Mr Fruity. "Well shit, looks like thats the end..."
But what Mr Fruity didn't know was that the Penaut Man was alergic to jewish people, and he died!
"Yay! yay! yay!" "Whoopee!" "yee-haw!" You could hear the celebrations all around the street. God bless jewsih people!

But wait, that wasn't the last of Peanut Man's powers... oh no. He had many minions, all of which werewalking talking peanuts! In the distance everyone could hear marching and chanting...
"Aw crap" said Ron. "what do we do now?"
They had no choice but to die, but that wasn't exactly at the top of Mr Fruity's must-do list. So he summoned all the fruit in the world to stop those darn peanuts from attacking, and before you knew it, it was (yet another) massive fruity war! Oh it was absolute mayhem, ice-skating otters everywhere, fish killing everything, it was like a re-run of Will and Grace. But after 13 solid days of non-stop war, the world was at an end. The earth had cracked in half and was about to be obliterated. the last survivers were- who else? But Ron and Jimmy. And they somehow build a really big rocket and flew to some other planet and were safe for yet another adventure!!!
The end.

Well, that was my story! It was actually part 2 of Tess's brilliant story, but she gave me the idea to do another. I hope you liked it, and i'm sure one day part 3 will come. One day...
Anyway, hows my weekend you ask? Well, you shouldn't of, it was pretty crap. Yesterday it was house cleaning and that was freakin hard, but then i went to Eastland with a friend and that got me out of the house. Today i dont think i'm doing anything, so i'll just bludge and eat tacos.
My grandma is coming over today to look after me and the house because my parents left for 2 weeks this morning!!! They woke me up at 6:00 am to say goodbye and i was just like "Aarrgghh leave me to rot please". Well anyway, stay tuned, i'll keep you updated soon on how crap school is.

#song of the day - Less Than Jake - Magnetic North# I'm getting back into the ol' Less Than Jake... actually, i dont think i ever stopped liking them... anyway, download it!

>jimmy