The adventures of Ron and Jimmy (part 6)

Well if you witnessed the insanity of part 5, you would have known that Ron and Jimmy grew wings and flew away to safety! And that they did. They flew 15 times around the world for days until they got really tired and flew right into a freaking jet! They were all like "oh what a bummer we're dead'.
Their souls were then sent up to the clouds and they aproached the gate to heaven. They saw some saint dude, and they were like "hey are we in heaven or not" and the saint was like "no screw you guys you'll rot in hell!"
They were sent deep down into the pits of hell where they encountered some cat-like thing.
"Ahh are you the arrivals?" asked the cat.
"Why yes we are," said Jimmy. "Nice accomadation you have here. Are you the devil or something?"
"Why yes i am" said the cat. He showed ron and jimmy around the place, and then decided that hell wasn't really the eternity they were looking for. "Hey satan, my man, what chances do we have of getting into heaven?" Satan (the cat thing) was all like "Well you have to do one good deed in 12 hours, and if you do so you go to heaven. If not, you come back here and talk to the Peanut Man for the rest of your life."
So they took on this challenge and were sent back up to reality. "Let's see" said Ron. "good deed, good deed..." They had no clue what to do until they saw their old pal Harry. "sup harry we need to do a good deed." "Well," said harry "You could like steal from the poor to give to the rich.."

Well that idea was brilliant and ron and jimmy went right onto their new mission. "Let's see, whos poor with things to steal?" pondered Ron. "Ah i know! Lets steal from Russel Crowe, he must be poor because no-one likes him!!! "Hey yeah!" said jimmy. "Now, if we were russel crowe, where would we be..?"
Their first conclusion was boganland (outside the border of russia), but then it hit them- OF COURSE! The supreme court! He's always in strife for eating a lot of fetus's!!!
So ron and jimmy packed their bags and made a flight to the supreme court.
>days later< "OK were here" They caught up with russel crowe and stole from him all he is worth, and flew off to Bill Gate's house.
Knock knock. Bill Gates answered the door and he was naked as usual and he took the money. "Why thank you little children you are just adorable" and he scuttered off in his private tank.
Well, good deed done. Now to face the cat thing.
"Hey cat thing" said Jimmy. "good freakin deed done, can we leave now? I'm already sick of the sight of the fucking peanut man." "yeah woteva" said the cat. "leave, i hate jewish people"
So they arrived in heaven and lived a very joyful life eating lots of tacos and hamburgers, listening to rooster's come get some over and over, and watching re-runs of dharma and greg.

Well that was my lame story. I'd like to give credit to tess for the concept of 'steal from the poor and give to the rich', and also to marty for coming up with russel crowe always being in the surpreme court! Without you guys, my story would just be about half-born babies talking about the fond memories of WWII. Anyway, thanks for reading (even though you didn't) and
OVER TO YOU TESS!
#song of the freakin day - Rooster - come get some# today was the rooster marathon. Me and tess wanted to see how many times we could listen to this song in one day. 15 was the record, but it was the best we could do so GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

>jim